Epic Win per il Glambulge

I just got back from the Y100 Jingle Ball where Katy Perry jumped out of a Christmas package in a skimpy Santa suit, but that was not the packaging that got all of the attention tonight.
It seems that Adam Lambert's special package was not tied in a bow but still was the gift that gave a lot of amusing conversation. Tonight Adam looked and sounded amazing. He received a great reception in a packed venue that holds about 20,000 people.
Adam's makeup was perfect, his hair has grown a little longer on one side and he repurposed the same sparkly zebra pants he wore on Jay Leno in June. Those shimmering animal print pants fit like a glove. From his slender calves to his muscular thighs and curvaceous cheeks there was no mystery. No wonder those unfamiliar with Lambert lore had doubts.
Urban Dictionary: Glambulge - Is a word used to describe Adam Lambert's glamorous and huge penis.
Twitter was wild with speculation that Adam may have amplified his assets.
From my first row seat I can attest to the authenticity of the goods. Those clinging pants left nothing for the imagination to ponder except, how did he get them zipped? I am glad there was an apology. There is ample evidence that Mr. Lambert's voice is not his only exceptional gift.

saranno stati tutto il tempo a fissare li come minimo

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